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TJ, 16, from England.

I ship Mergana strongly, I'm a big fan of Merlin and Orphan Black.

I also love How To Train Your Dragon

I'm currently watching Breaking Bad and Orange Is The New Black.

I do like a lot of TV shows and films so yeah read all about it on my shizzle i like page *jazz hands at the link*
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what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

pajameys:

I can’t be trusted to name a baby because I’ll literally have an impulse to name it something crazy and before you know it I’ll have a daughter named Macaroni McGee

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

Make Me Choose → anonymous asked: Gwaine or Lancelot

buffy summers taking none of your misogynistic bullshit

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

huelessisclueless:

sixpenceee:

TUFTED DEER

Yes! This cute looking deer vampire exists! It’s scientific name is Elaphodus cephalopus and it’s found in high altitudes in Burma or China. They get their name from the “tuft” of hair they have on their foreheads. In the wild they are browsers and grazers, eating mainly grass or fruit. They are territorial and don’t move that far away from their homes. 

Did I mention how they look like an adorable vampire? Oh I did? Oops. 

MORE INFORMATION

oh my god
adorable vampire deer
my life is complete

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present