voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.
A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.
This is the worst mistake I have ever made
My boyfriend left his facebook logged in on my computer.
Now, when I realized this, I could have gone through conversations and everything…but I had a much better idea.
Change the cover photo…
I changed his profile picture (though as you can see, he did change it back)
And finally, adding some statues
Oh, you can see where he got home, saw what was happening and changed his profile picture back..
Well, I had a lot of fun and I think my friends did too. I couldn’t have done this without them spewing ideas and sending me pictures to use. I think we did pretty good.
should i use a public bathroom or should i hold my pee until i die
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
I love how the black and white effect on photo booth makes things right away look more artsy and deep
just takin a bubble bath with a bubble beard hi
christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right